What? Your doctors don't tell you to do that?
My doctor did.
OK, maybe not in those words. Allow me to explain.
Next Friday is my exchange surgery. This will effectively complete the major surgeries of my reconstruction. If you could see me right now, I'm doing the running man. And my boobs aren't moving b/c they're awful expanders that are hard and never move and I can't wait to get rid of them!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm excited.
Since my surgery is next Friday (the 9th), my surgeon wanted to meet today to look at my boobs. Seriously. He missed them, it'd been a couple of weeks since he last saw them. OK, I'm joking about that part. But I do mean it when I say that he wanted to look at my boobs. Basically it was a meeting to discuss what I want the final product to look like. Is there anything that I'm currently unhappy with that we can fix?
So I took my top off and he measured and poked and asked questions and then showed me implants so I could get an idea of size. People, let me just take a second to say... I have INSANE boobs right now. I have over 700ccs of fluid in each breast currently. I think I knew that, but when confronted with an actual implant that is THAT LARGE I was like "CALL BAYWATCH! I'M READY FOR MY CAMEO!"
Anywho, back to the story, we discussed size, some changes, implant shape, etc. and then he took about a thousand photos so he can review them before surgery and remember what we want to do (which I took for code meaning that he's proud of his work and he wants to show it off to other doctors).
And then before I left, he gave me some homework. If I can find a photo of some boobies that I like and want... he will hang it on the wall of the operating room and do his best to match 'em.
Soooo... basically I need to go buy a playboy?
And once again cancer has brought another first into my life. The first time a doctor has ever recommended porn as part of a treatment... never saw that one coming!
My doctor did.
OK, maybe not in those words. Allow me to explain.
Next Friday is my exchange surgery. This will effectively complete the major surgeries of my reconstruction. If you could see me right now, I'm doing the running man. And my boobs aren't moving b/c they're awful expanders that are hard and never move and I can't wait to get rid of them!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm excited.
Since my surgery is next Friday (the 9th), my surgeon wanted to meet today to look at my boobs. Seriously. He missed them, it'd been a couple of weeks since he last saw them. OK, I'm joking about that part. But I do mean it when I say that he wanted to look at my boobs. Basically it was a meeting to discuss what I want the final product to look like. Is there anything that I'm currently unhappy with that we can fix?
So I took my top off and he measured and poked and asked questions and then showed me implants so I could get an idea of size. People, let me just take a second to say... I have INSANE boobs right now. I have over 700ccs of fluid in each breast currently. I think I knew that, but when confronted with an actual implant that is THAT LARGE I was like "CALL BAYWATCH! I'M READY FOR MY CAMEO!"
Anywho, back to the story, we discussed size, some changes, implant shape, etc. and then he took about a thousand photos so he can review them before surgery and remember what we want to do (which I took for code meaning that he's proud of his work and he wants to show it off to other doctors).
And then before I left, he gave me some homework. If I can find a photo of some boobies that I like and want... he will hang it on the wall of the operating room and do his best to match 'em.
Soooo... basically I need to go buy a playboy?
And once again cancer has brought another first into my life. The first time a doctor has ever recommended porn as part of a treatment... never saw that one coming!
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